Jumat, 11 Juli 2008

Heir of Vlad

The dead leaves tickled the earth, swoop by the strong wind. A very cold and spooky night at the mass graveyard. Of all stones around, there were three particular tombs.


And suddenly, the three tombs trembled like an earthquake happening but also they stopped so suddenly. Three silhouette as dark as shadows jumped out magically followed by the eerie and cold laughter.


'How're you hangin' there cousin Zeky?' asked the vampire named Valentine. He is the handsomest among them but when he speak, he sounded ridiculous.

'I'm afraid that is my line cousin Valentine!' answered Zeky while he slapped off the dust of his sleeves.

But among them, the one who stood further way than the others was the scariest and meanest. 'Shut your fucking mouth you two!' Sutekno commanded, 'let us start this already!' he turned and faced the other two.


Sutekno is the overseas vampire, from Java he came all around. And not to mention that his childhood experience made him a homo.

'Now who'll go first?' he asked.

'I'll go, I'm dead thirsty!' Zeky came in, rubbing his yellow fangs. 'Here I go!'

He jumped high, with one powerful push he sped away leaving his fellow vampires.


About twenty minutes later, Zeky came back. His mouth covered in dark fresh blood and he smiled all the way. 'Seventeen, three virgins, four boys and a baby!' he said very proudly, 'north village over there, yummy!' he ended, pointed the direction he meant.

'Don't get too comfortable, it's my turn now!' said Sutekno. He jumped and moved faster then Zeky and to east he went. Took him twenty minutes forth and back, with delightful face he bragged.


'Twenty seven,' he said, 'all youngster, and got myself a very handsome... young boy!' he finished with eyes closed longingly. Zeky and Valentine looked at him in disgust.


'Oh... not again you maniac! Stay away from me!' Zeky said.


'Poor boy ... poor boy!' Valentine said, eyeing Sutekno's crotch. The zipper still undone. 'And now ... gentlemen, beware for my action will not be slightly taken!'

Valentine took his stand and he jumped, far and the fastest yet he moved, in a flash he'd gone. The other two were surprised with his move.


But only took him five minutes to come back again, standing drunkenly in front of the trembling Zeki and Sutekno. His appearance was undeniably fantastic. Like just having a blood bath, Valentine's face were covered in dark red, down to his shirt and all.

Having a hard time with open mouthed, in awe Zeky finally spoken. 'Just how many you get cousin Valentine? In that short of time you even beat uncle Vlad's record!'


When Valentine open his mouth whom about to speak, his missing teeth even more surprising. 'My fellow cousins ... do ... do you see,' he paused, speaking like a person in pain, 'do you see that pole over there?' he asked.


Zeky roofed his eyes, looking down the direction Valentine pointed. 'You mean that one with the light went out?'


'And what about it?' Sutekno said in anger, clearly having some unsatisfied feeling. 'Of course we see it, do you think we're blind, dumb ass?'


'Well...' Valentine took a deep breath. 'I didn't!' he dropped his head while saying it.

Selasa, 08 Juli 2008

morons

You morons.... Lol...!!!